FRED'S NEW JOB

Fred’s new job

Many of you may not know that Fred is a classically trained pianist and has a specially constructed keyboard adapted for claws on his piano here in the cave. Not that he can't play a regular piano, it is just that the adapted keyboard is less tiring for him when he spends hours composing.

We love to hear him play as we sit around smoking pipes and drinking Coke and bourbon after dinner. He also can perform a rousing ragtime and boogie woogie and does a great Jerry Lee Lewis impersonation. (Although, rumor has it that Jerry Lee copied his style from Fred.)

Recently, Fred has been offered a job playing at top notch department store. He will be wearing a tux and playing Gershwin.